The Small Town Times is a farcical newsletter that focuses on a fictitious town,  (called Small Town), in Canada.  The newsletter is published monthly but we have the occasional post between newsletters.

We are known as the outhouse tipping capital of Canada. Our town motto is:  Carpe cervisia which means “seize the beer“.

Small Town is located in ThisHere Province, in Canuck County, in Maple Leaf Township.  We’re just down the road from Big Town, Small Town First Nations Reserve, and Canadian Forces Base (C.F.B.) Small Town.

Learn more about the biographies of the people who live here.

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